Secret Agent Artist

I said I’d not eat in McDonalds -
but then it was there-

the proverbial mountain of gold dust
lit up like a dancing girl -

and everywhere else was closed -
it being a religious day

and only the church of Ronald McDonald,
was sending it’s teenage priests to pray.

I said I’d not eat in McDonalds

but my boyfriend was hungry
with nowhere nearby -

I said it was hardly a place I would favour
but thought for his sake I should give it a try.

I said I’d not eat in McDonalds

with it’s choices of burger
or burger and fries.

When I asked them the options
for veggie and diet -

they told me the Salad McChicken was nice.