What happens if you eat grass?

July 28, 2008

What happens if you eat grass?

You turn into a sheep
if you eat grass – a sheep

with round horns and a cotton coat
and big flashing eyes.

What happens if you eat all the grass
and all the rocks?

You turn into a garden
if you eat all the grass and all the rocks

and then a family comes along
and builds a house next to you

and they move in –
and then

all the children in the house
run all over you

and jump up and down
and make you dizzy.

What happens
if you eat a path?

If you eat a path
you turn into a motorway –

you get really wide
and really long

and some people drive up
with a great big truck of cement

and pour it all over you
and you get very, very

messy and if the wind changes
you stay like that

which all goes to show
you shouldn’t eat grass

or rocks, or paths,
or not unless –

you’re really, really
hungry.

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2 Responses to “What happens if you eat grass?”

  1. What happens if you eat a cycle path?

  2. You still turn into a motorway – but it’ll be filled with bikes rather than cars. Or you turn into a strip of green paint, that goes for 3 metres then ends abruptly. It’s hard to say.

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